Studied COBOL as an elective at University. Don’t you judge me!
Thinks Russell Crowe's band is awesome; enjoys satire
Australian Rules fanatic. If you think that means soccer or rugby we cannot be friends
Wants to help solve your problems and make your stuff successful
Ibra
Bordsen
Just this guy, y'know?
Melts faces with mad electric guitar skillz
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Ibra
Bordsen
est. 1977
Just this guy, y'know?
Over a decade of software development experience
BA in Business Administration (specializing in Management Information Systems) from Washington State University, 1999
Focuses on business problems, not technologies
Melts faces with mad electric guitar skillz (plays an Ibanez JEM 7V)
Had a complete melt down in a gas station parking-lot over a bag of potato chips
Frequently pwns n00bs playing Halo
Jean
Darlington
Tester
Not afraid of devs
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Jean
Darlington
Go Dawgs!!
Tester
Has software testing basics down pat and experiments wildly when there’s nothing to lose and only more to learn
Years of experience learning that discovering the unexpected is more important than confirming the known
Likes to give high-fives to random stangers
Has a BS in Statistics from University of Washington
Is perpetually in training for a handful of half marathons
Jumped head-first out of a moving golf cart to recover a golf ball
Tenaciously fights for the greater good where users are concerned
Armand
LiSanti
Developer
Elegance through simplicity
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Armand
LiSanti
Made in Canada
Developer
Is currently doing research for a book entitled “Things not to do and arguments that are going nowhere”
Believes that what you are doing isn't as important as who you are doing it with
Once, at a comic convention, heckled Max Brooks about his pronunciation of World War “Zed”
Has a Bachelor of Computing Science from TRU
Mr T is still his hero
Likes to build things, both analog and digital
Spent 3 years living on beaches, working pipeline, hitchhiking across Canada, and backpacking around Southeast Asia before building the momentum to go back to University
Andrew
Nelson
Developer
Likes to use technology in unexpected areas
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Andrew
Nelson
My other car is a tractor
Developer
Likes working with people who consistently push themselves
BA in Business Administration and BS in Computer Science from University of Washington
Plants random agriculture knowledge and current wheat prices into unsuspecting bystanders
Pet projects include building multi-touch tabletop surfaces and gaming applications for mobile devices
Interests include cross-functional teams, iterative development, and expressive data structures
Nandini
Basu
Tester
Software Test Guru
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Nandini
Basu
Enjoys busting code
Tester
Enjoys busting code
I believe I am doing a good job when the Developers are not particularly fond of me
Masters in Computer Science and Chemistry from University of Missouri-Columbia
Dancing is my passion and I can never get enough of learning new dance styles
Interested in Spirituality, Benefaction, Meditation, Yoga, Music, Martial Arts and Dessert
Thomas
Wyrick
Developer
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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Thomas
Wyrick
Doesn't like writing bios
Developer
Will make up any excuse to go blow something up, preferably out in the woods
Prefers reading sentences with an odd number of vowels in them
Drives a truck... but won't help you move
Enjoys the fresh smell of new circuit boards
Thinks sharing keyboard is unhygienic
Usually plays well with others
Can often be spotted out fishing
Bart
Pietrzak
Developer
Give me data and I will give you power
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Bart
Pietrzak
Developer
Things that I digest very well and enjoy: large data integration, data warehousing, data analytics
Likes: Indep. and foreign movies, gaming (xbox), traveling, facts, good food
Believes that best design are always a product of a team that works well and has fun together
Growing up being fascinated by how the piano mechanism works, which led to enrollment in piano tuning and building school
Likes to work with large datasets and deriving facts out of it
“Vader, you must confront Vader, then, only then, a jedi will you be...and confront him you will.”
Jared
Lasater
Developer
Be prepared
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Jared
Lasater
Wanna wrastle?
Developer
Drives a car that could be described as a death trap
Addicted to techno
Never has enough air-sickness bags... in his car
Shaved his head for an expired Safeway sandwich coupon
Beth
Koemans
Business Analyst
“If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go with others”
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Beth
Koemans
Since 1976
Business Analyst
Obsessed with the Fibonacci spiral and how fractal geometry is found in nature
Specializes in storytelling, social media strategies and business models of communication
Masters degree in Digital Media with a background in Informatics and Human-Computer Interaction
Believes, “If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go with others”
Builds connections between individuals, organizations and communities and led online engagement at recent TEDxSeattle and TEDxChange events
Brandon
Koeller
Fancy Boy
Star Wars vs. Star Trek? Star Wars. Clearly.
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Brandon
Koeller
Man About Town
Fancy Boy
Hey, wanna talk about Philosophy, Political Theory, or History? Let’s do this
Exceptionally skilled at being optimistic, heavily salted with caution, and at being on the business end of nerf dart guns
Serious proclivity towards telling uncomfortable stories about life onboard nuclear submarines
Answers to “Brandi” or “Amanda”
Deep and abiding passion for technology, software, and supporting teams that build things that make the world a cooler place. Project, program, and product management skills abound!
Star Wars vs. Star Trek? Star Wars. Clearly
Rocky
Mazzeo
Developer
Builder of cool stuff.
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Rocky
Mazzeo
Darmi una strada che avvolge ed il bacio del sole sulla mia faccia
Developer
Building home theaters. My latest project is to create a rear projection theater so the projector seating does not need light damping.
Leveraging lessons from the above, I am also part of a team working on a multi-touch table.
I’m constantly trying to bring ASP.NET MVC to other technologies I work with (Unit Tests/WPF/Windows Phone… etc)
All someone has to do is give me a new API and I’ll disappear for a few weeks ferreting the ins and outs of it.
To date, my favorite type of solution is WPF that is approached like ASP.NET MVC (the Magellan Framework). Death to MVVM!
When I’m not doing the above, I’m either enjoying having done the above or I’m out in the car somewhere. Preferable mountainous or coastal scenic roads.
Steve
Sofronas
Creative Director
Design is a good idea
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Steve
Sofronas
Founded in 1971
Creative Director
Expertise in design, advertising and interactive—but lets it all converge in UX for a unified branded experience across media
Believes there’s a payoff in making the ‘new and exciting’ familiar and approachable to capture early adopters and the majority
Enjoys adventure and exploration to keep a healthy perspective as a consumer and as a citizen in this world
Liked Super Mario Bros. so much that he moved to Japan and refused to leave for several years
Rarely seen without a sketchbook in tote
Joe
Heins
Developer
Slow and steady wins the race
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Joe
Heins
“Wait.. are you being serious?”
Developer
Trained in interrogation
Drives a bus... and will drive you to lunch
Thinks that telling you “You're having a Joe moment” is a compliment
Thinks that rock'n roll music is mostly “just racket”
Kayvon
Ghaffari
PM
Adds Value
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Kayvon
Ghaffari
“Scrum Master of the Universe”
PM
Burns down charts
Knows the difference between Agile and undocumented Waterfall
Removes project obstacles by lifting them over his head
Triply constrained
Used to be an adventurer like you, then he took an arrow in the knee